A little Soft Nude by Melaleuca from their line Sei Bella, Why do we buy nude lipstick you ask? Yes, why do we buy nude lipstick a color that is the same as our lips you say! Well, sometimes you just want to look natural of course! Apparently or allegedly, the way to pick your perfect lip shade is to check your nipples, yes your nipples. The news on the street is that you should wear lipstick that is the same color as your nipples. This is a whole new shopping experience, go to makeup counter pull up your top and take a good look at your nipple and choose your color. Now you would have to sample the colors of course and this would entail having your nipple swinging in the wind, taking those testers and sampling them along side that beautiful nipple of yours. A new shopping experience for sure. This would definitely bring more male shoppers to the beauty counters. Let me see now let's just whip my nipple out and place it on the counter and let me test your lovely new colors please.
When I say nipples swinging in the wind this could be a select few women of a certain age or not! Some nipples would be whipped out and pointed and perky much easier to see, some a little down under. Some would have to be picked out of the bra and folded onto the counter, whatever works. All the boobs and nipples are beautiful just the way they are! There is, however, another way, which is to just take a picture of your lovely nipple on your phone and bring it with you. You could shop for the new colors hoping the picture is a perfect match.
I am reviewing this new lipstick I purchased called Soft Nude by Sei Bella from Melaleuca. I am picky about the smell of lipstick, it cannot have a certain smell like some lipsticks have. Some smell stuffy and reminds me of my grandmother's old lipstick. I am wearing it for the first time today so I will see how long it lasts and if it goes all lumpy and sticks in the corners of your mouth, I hate when that happens. So far I love it, I like the color and FYI, it matches my nipple and no I won't be posting a picture of my nipple in case you were wondering. They are perfect nipples if I do say so myself you'll just have to sit and wonder how beautiful they really are, and you will just have to take my word for it. News at 11.